/gen/ - General

why do you whine so much anon? just jerk off and be happy :3

>>1788 i can't yaaron....I do not have the eligibility clearance for those eggjams. Moreowar.......my bladeee body and my mainde cannot take anymore stoodymaxxxing yaaron

>>1800 >Win public supportwa and become their Shivaji Da Boss or sumshit the faggits at the affise had anticipated what I wuzz doing yaaron. Naw they are calling for a truce. Bladeeeeeeeeeee they still haven't sorted out my id card nignoggery neither have they given me my physical credit card that they had peer pressured me into getting. I bladeee told them to give that to me so that I can hotlist it and break it apart but bladeeeee nyooo. I will start waging the guerilla cammunist warfare on their asses once again if they don't bladeee give in to my demands bladeeee >>1801 ananma, I even bought a 2litre jug and managed to smuggle in a half pant for a plan of maine. I would bladeee write an applikashun to the branchwa manager to allow me to pee outside i.e in a way allowing me free access to the outside world to go pee and smoke cause the tailet in the branch wuzz dirty as sheiz.. But bladeeeee before I could click the photus of the ganda tailet to attach them with my applikashun, that whore had cleaned up the tailet and managed to take a leave for that day. Bladeee before that whore came back a peace treaty wuzzz bladeee signed and now I still go outside whenever I want without much of a hassle. But another prablem had arised that is so typical of a cammunist rebellion. Since I had started meeting the demands of the gwareebs to get back at "management", now they bladeee thimk that they are entitled to the passbook updation gibs and sheiz. Laike bladeeee I cannot blame the ink and passbook and other sheiz at the management naw. WHy can't the gwareebs be happy that I had used them for my benefit and just go home and call it a day bladeee? Well the ABM and the casuals are sort of dealing with the gwareeb dibacle for now on, on my behalf to sum extent. That is acting as a relief.

>>1802 SAANDPILL ALL THE WAY LAWYERNON KUN. Laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeee the momint sum fag asks me to dress or try to look laike an affsar ie a castrated bail, bladeeeeeee I wear the most rustic shirt out there and fold up my pants up to my knees citing the heavy raining season. I bladeee haven't shaved or trimmed my beard and have started keeping a long ass hair laike in my unemployment days. the whore BM keeps seething at me but to nyo avail. That whore has to post photus of the staff at union groups for strikes an sheiz and bladeeeeeee I am nat pulling down my pants for that whore of a hag. I have taken your advice on the khooshbooo thang tho and bought sum beard wax and a kanghi that babies use to comb hair but I do it for my beard, yeah. Lately it had appeared to my lingam that the lolis whpo used to be fasinated at me back in the days are still attracted to me bladeeee. Ever since I had given up all hope and had tried to stop my castration to sum extent, the lolis at the branch would simply give me the molest me hither look every bladee taime. Idk tho bros, since this is a punishment posting wala branch, I can pull this sheiz off. But goven an well off branch, I too shall have to castrate my balls and trim my mulloil baman beard and get one of those castrated corporate chaanp virat kholi type of beard....laike bladeeee those are the fakes and gayest look out there.

>>1817 >, I even bought a 2litre jug and managed to smuggle in a half pant for a plan of maine. I would bladeee write an applikashun to the branchwa manager to allow me to pee outside i.e in a way allowing me free access to the outside world to go pee and smoke cause the tailet in the branch wuzz dirty as sheiz.. any way the plan wuzzz tpo drink the entire bottle and when at the middle of the day when that whore has respectable customers in her wagie box, I would run up to her and submit her the new peshab applikashun. She would try to delay it or would start to whine at me. I then would simply rape that whore by peeing in my pants while standing really close to her. The half pant would come into use to sit in da affise for the remaing part of the jaab, yeah.

>>1738 honestly no clue >>1740 not in most colleges i am looking at >humanities slop whaaat

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day 3. Finished...one chapter. I thought being a NEET i would easily clear 2 chapters a day but man some end of chapter questions are hard. Not the kind of shit you'd find in ncert exemplars

>>1748 randiputra you aren't a neet

day 7. Finished 1.5 chapters in maths, 1 in engineering chemistry and started a chapter in the core subject EEE i am still getting used to using a pen, haven't properly studied since board exams last year. But the sheer exhilaration from locking myself in a bright, quiet room with a huge study desk and no wifi is really addicting...so who knows, I might actually be able to do this