It's so owar yaaro.
Didn't think I'd be back here again after joining kalej.
3 days since am here, not a single fren.
Wasted hours for stupid documentation work, still not completed. LEL
Roommate is loser normie, either play kamputar games or scroll reels. Nigga shouts and gib normie gaalis to his frens at 1 am. Blaadie i can't even tell him to stfu cuz am using his internet. No internet in my hostel room and they aren't gibing my wifi password.
There are stacies roaming everywhere wearing booty shorts n showing cleavage. My dehati ass cannot stop lookiing at them. I hate going outside.
Missed induction orientation or whatever it is. No idea about classes, it will begin tomorrow.
Class coordinator is asking me to complete document verification theh only i will get i card and section. Also want me to talk to HoD foor further info, niggi waht.
Some chad came and started being frank with me, thought it will be my new fren, later realized that some senior was just joking around with me.
Even two freshies ignored me when i tried talking to them.
Blaadie without i card i can't even avail facilities here.
My baap don't want me to join gym, says do yoga and play games like fag.
Main city is too far, i can't go alone to be scammed again. Nigga even barberr scammed me. I have same dehati tier clothes, despite having money in hand i can't do shit about it.
Buzz cut and faggy specs make me look like nerd but with no brain.
AHHHHHH EVERYTHING IS WRONG HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Failed JEEFag bhangi in richfag kalej(ID: HoC3vVTL)25/07/26(Sat)18:06:41No.1088▶
WHILE AM TYPING DIS ON CHAPPAL FORUM ANNOYED BY MY LOSER ROOMMATE SCROLLING REELS ON FULL VOLUME, 100M APART THERE IS SOME CHAD OUT THERE KISSING HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE GARDEN.
FUCK MY LIFE
>>1092
Nope im in a dehati kaalej
2nd year
No friends or anyone but I live my life
Watch Asian dramas to pass time go out alone work out in my room
Stoody
Grind
Coom
Sleep
Doing pretty well
You'll get used to it
If you want good chicken rolls go to mannaa rolls BTW its fucking amazing
Oh anyway you'll here about hangout spots since you are going there
It's not that hard to find people as long as you act decent enough don't try to act like a shut in
Getting laid would be the hard part I wouldn't know never got a chance
>>1093
Larp
That's all
All you have to do is act like a Chad
People will assume you are
Thats what I do
In my room I'm nothing but a loser cooming to femboy moaning sounds but outside my room I'm the guy you look for when you have problems
Even women approach me sometimes
All you have to do is larp
Also dress decent look neat
Basic hygiene stuff yada yada
Failed JEEFag bhangi in richfag kalej(ID: HoC3vVTL)25/07/26(Sat)18:15:34No.1098▶Replies: >>1101
>>1097
How to larp?
I am ugly and skinny and sissy and underconfident and shi
>All you have to do is larp>Also dress decent look neat>Basic hygiene stuff yada yada
Will do that tomorrow, i'll go to city and buy all the stuff
Failed JEEFag bhangi in richfag kalej(ID: HoC3vVTL)25/07/26(Sat)18:17:16No.1099▶Replies: >>1101
1 guy approached me, we spent 30-40 minutes together and exchanged number. Now am calling him from last 36 hours and he ignoring me.
Humiliated myself like 4 times here
>>1096
Worse version?
Tapmi?
>>1098
If your ugly get a good haircut that fits your face
If you have acne you should get it treated
Eat more if you have money or you could cook stuff
Good luck buddy
>>1099
Yeah first week people will do that it takes time to make acquaintances
Don't think too much about it
Remember you are on your own don't try to lean on others
Chads are self reliant
Chad can pull off any haircut, any beardstyle or clean shaven is fine for chad,any clothes suits chad. Only incels are normies are affected by appearnce
>>1102
Okay wow you are rich
Why can't you do gym? You should have some money right? There's a gym in camous btw
>>1104
Just look presentable don't compare yourself to others dude
>>1106
Is your dad in college with you?
How will he know whether you have joined or not
My father is retarded too but he doesn't know what I do in my room
I never tell
I just do it
Failed JEEFag bhangi in richfag kalej(ID: HoC3vVTL)25/07/26(Sat)19:00:25No.1108▶Replies: >>1109>>1156
>>1107
No he isn't. Blaadie even idk why he don't want me to go. He wants me to play sports instead, gave me tt n badminton racket.
Registration happens online and only my dad can do so. There is no good gym outside campus, and i lack the courage to join it alone.
>>1108
Only your dad can register?
That's bullshit I'm sure you can do it yourself you have to go to the coordinator something
If you lack the courage it's okay to be scared but you have to come out of that zone
If you don't push yourself you'll be stuck in a shell
>>1110
It's embarrassing to do it in front of roommate. Also room is very small, max i can do is pushups, dips, squats.
> equipments
I bought gripper, but it's not enough. No resistance band available rn.
>>1114
Bhai excuses mat dhoond effort daal a chaalu kar
Mera bhi roommate hai woh jab room me nhi rehta tab mai karta hun
>>1115
Online hota hai toh you can do it too na?
Ask someone or you can ask any faculty yaar mahe hai pause deta hai tu of course guide karenge
>>1116
Arey tu khaana kha na baaki sab pe kyu dhyan rakh raha hai
Apne plate pe dhyan de kha ke so ja
Failed JEEFag bhangi in richfag kalej(ID: HoC3vVTL)25/07/26(Sat)21:22:44No.1118▶Replies: >>1124>>1158
Some party happening outside, in campus for sure.
Loud songs and sound of chads n stacies enjoying coming here, while am rotting on my bed and my roommate is busy playing game.
Failed JEEFag bhangi in richfag kalej(ID: HoC3vVTL)25/07/26(Sat)21:24:52No.1119▶
>>1117
>Online hota hai toh you can do it too na?>Ask someone or you can ask any faculty yaar mahe hai pause deta hai tu of course guide karenge
Mere paas online na hai itne, aur cash nahi de sakta kisi ko itne
>rey tu khaana kha na baaki sab pe kyu dhyan rakh raha hai>Apne plate pe dhyan de kha ke so ja
Koi na bhukh nahi thi to wapas aa gaya
Aaj koi party ho rahi shayad
>>1127
how are you doing shin, its been very long
did you get a girlfriend yet?
>>1163
yaar mai toh soch raha tha ki kalej jaake maze karunga, waha bhi aisi hi life hoti hai kya?
Today i decided to go out and buy some clothes.
BLAADIE I GOT SCAMMED .
SOME BLAH BLAH BRAND EXCLUSIVE STORE, FALL FOR THE SCAMMMY OFFERS AND BOUGHT UNNECESSARY THINGS. THEY LOOK GOOD BUT COLORS ARE UNMATCHABLE. REE
THAN AUTOWALA CHARGED DOUBLE, DOUBLE THAN THE ONLINE RATE.
ALSO LOST 200 RUPEE OVER STUPID SHIT.
FUCK MY LIFE AGAIN
FRESHERS HERE ARE SO UGLY TBH. ONLY SENIORS ARE CHADS. I HAD CHANCES OF BEING FRIEND WITH TWO GROUPS, ONE WAS OF THE GANGU NERDS AND ONE WAS OF BANIYA POOS. NO FOID TO BE SPOTTED. IT'S LIKE JUST ANOTHER ENGINEERING KALEJ ATLEAST FOR MY BATCH.
So no chance of my kalej life improving.
>>1165
>gf
nhi yrr
I have been talking to a few women at work but nothing yet so far. I am struggling to find a woman I am attracted to, the ones that look decent are dumb and genuinely evil asf, but the ones that are nice are either taken or don't look good
>>1160
>muj
I know people there kek. I'm pretty sure the CSE branch would have its share of attractive girls
there are also clubs near campus where tons of people go (?) if you think you're that type you could go there and get drunk
>>1180
no chads n stacies in cse. most freshies are ugly
It's the meme degree seniors who are truly enjoying
> clubs
i need some experienced guy to tag with me, or else i will embarrass myself there too
Bought notebooks today, at double price. SCAMMED AGAIN. Roommate laughing at me rn
Tomorrow is the starting day. Section not allotted yet, i'll tag with my roommate and high chances of getting humiliated atleast twice tomorrow too.
>>1193
listen to me
the more you try, the more you fall
let go...brother
be like fluid...flow
flow the emotions
flow the actions
approaches should be smooth
do not become a try hard or any specific personality
that will stick to your name for those 4 years
think wisely
good night
just get laid, what else college is even about for most turds? you arent going to do anything special. most people won't. otherwise this thread wont be here.
>>1203
well, most turds dont get laid either and now time has come where many of them dont even get placed. so its upto you to start hustle of grinding dsa and getting an intern in 3rd year or just keep whining till 4th year is over and you realise college wasnt supposed to be something special.