>mfw when top AI models are now disproving open math conjectures but pajeets grinding from meme exams think their fake ass ANALyst and webSHIT jobs will keep on existing
>I will become game developer rockstar ubisoft saar<Microsoft cuts 4,800 jobs, as Xbox unit downsizes and plans to spin off four gaming studios>saar I will become oracle developer saar SQL saar<Oracle sheds 21,000 roles over the past year amid wave of AI layoffs from tech giants>saar meta saar I will develop the next facebook saar>Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg told employees in a Wednesday memo that the company’s decision to lay off 8,000 employees is necessary because “success isn’t a given.”>saar CISCO saar I will be cybersecurity hacker white hat Mr. ROBOT saar<With this, we are making changes today that will result in the reduction of our overall workforce in Q4 by fewer than 4,000 jobs, representing less than 5 percent of our total employee base.>saar paypal saar I am going to take care of billions of money transfers saar<The job eliminations are part of PayPal’s new plans to accelerate its adoption of artificial intelligence and cut costs. The planned reduction would amount to 4,760 positions based on the 23,800 employees PayPal reported having at the end of 2025.https://www.wsj.com/business/earnings/paypal-to-cut-costs-after-profit-falls-dc42baf9https://www.wsj.com/business/earnings/paypal-to-cut-costs-after-profit-falls-dc42baf9https://blogs.cisco.com/news/our-path-forwardhttps://blogs.cisco.com/news/our-path-forwardhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/20/meta-layoffs-zuckerberg-says-success-isnt-a-given-in-memo.htmlhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/20/meta-layoffs-zuckerberg-says-success-isnt-a-given-in-memo.htmlhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/23/oracle-ai-job-cuts-layoffs-21000.htmlhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/23/oracle-ai-job-cuts-layoffs-21000.htmlhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/06/microsoft-cuts-2point1percent-of-employees-as-xbox-unit-plans-to-spin-studios.htmlhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/06/microsoft-cuts-2point1percent-of-employees-as-xbox-unit-plans-to-spin-studios.html
Despite all this my mom is still torturing me somehow to get an IT job in TCS or Accenture or fucking Axis Bank.