/b/ - Random

It's so over

>>64962 Thank god i completed the HellHole called college

>>64962 boohoo lawde naukri karne aa jara , roz maa chudegi teri

>>64962 Why are u sad anon,it's a good place to fuck pajetas.

Kalej was a blessing, I still had hopes. Now im a hopless neet

>>64969 ye low IQ hai sale ko pata nahi hai college ke bahar chut milna kitna mushkil hai

>>64962 Kinda relatable But I am more excited than sad anons please give me guide to survive kalej pl0xx

>>64964 >>64966 Yaar today only they released the rezults of kalej. I thought i won't get the seat and i was prepared to go to other kalej which was starting on august, thought i would improve myself in that time. >>64969 Man, i have uneven tan, buzz, shaved my moustache tooday only ahhh, bloated face, chomu glasses, neck hump, bad posture and much more nerfing points.

I will make a bad first impression.

>>64974 you need soft looksmaxxing bruh

>>64973 I too was excited, but this happened. I am not ready yet. How will i face all the chads and nerdies in the kalej. I suck at both.

>>64981 How bro how? No time left now.

>>64974 Make friends from all groups(nerds,athletes,singers,etc). Don't be a sloth.be part of all social groups.

>>64983 you can at least debloat your mug 6 days is plenty

>>64983 U don't need looks to join groups.

>>64986 >>64993 Yaar but i lack the social skills too. No kanfidence at all.

>>64992 how sirs

>>64993 truthpill dont take yourself seriously Try to show your worth in some aspect of college i.e marks / help in studying / sports etc. If u don't u will be a punching bag and u will have to accept that

>>64995 I was always socially awkward, but I guess I had enough charm to get by without too many problems, during school. Now this is my first time facing the real world. And i am at my lowest. No one to protect me, back then i had many people behind myself.

hostel bhangi or day chamaar? i'll be going to kalij soon too, will focus on skillmaxxing social life vaise bhi nhi he meri

>>65003 Hostel

>>64983 >>64981 Chillax yaara just dress normally My course has mostly gobarjeetas But there was one jeeta in a similar course who caught my eye she was smart confident and She can be good friend if I muster up some courage >>64995 This another reason why we look for good kalejes yaara just keep trying I am fine with no friends but I will still look for people who IQ mog me

>>64999 I think i can do that. But am more worried about my first impression.

>>65004 brvtal yaar, tera sariye se rape hoga

>>65008 Elaborate kardo yaara kalej wale bhi chutiya sa hostel denge kyunki me late admission hu

>>64996 cut sugars, salt, carbs and be on calorie deficit eat whole foods, drink coffee and a shit ton of water work out every day once

>>65005 Yaara but first impression do matter. I have shit appearance right now. Well i am sure that i can improve later

>>65006 >>65009 If he is talking about ragging then don't be anxious seniors bhangis will ask your name and give normie level dares.

>>65009 be shut in, dont bother with making friends, friends are not real, friends are unreliable, you can only trust the computer, only leave for classes else someone will rape you

>>65010 Kal subah subah baap kalej dikhane le jayega, 6 ghante gaadi me baitho aur upar se slop khao. Baaki necessities lene bhi jana padega, usme ek din lagega. Dehat me rahta hu me Kalej bhi ek din pehle jaana padega to first day attend kar paunga No time. God puts me in weirdest situation

>>65011 U can eventually improve your image with time. Are u rich though?

>>65008 aisa mat bolo yaara mere hostel mei har tarah ke subhumans rehte hai ik some basic martial arts like 'Bhaag dee ke bose' and bak-chou-dee' How do I protect my nunnu and gaand

>>65014 Ek baar chud jaao to wo hamesha hi aise treat karenge?

>>65017 Kind of

>>65009 Nigga Ntg will happen

>>65015 I don't wanna end up as shut in

>>65018 >ik some basic martial arts like <'Bhaag dee ke bose'

>>65025 Kek

>>65016 ati br0Atul

>>65014 >>65019 Talk normally with seniors Agar Kuch Kane toh don’t obey Pajeet seniors will leave you alone

>>65023 why do you want friends? friendship is not real, real friends can only be made in wartime, otherwise theyre just friendly people you know until they aren't, computers can be trusted on the other hand, dont go outside

>>65029 Yaar anyway i can instantly improve my appearance. Like with clothes or some other way. I don't wanna look like sissy fag on first day itself

>>65018 Stay away from Mullahs or theyll try to get your nunu chopped off

>>65031 Who hurt you sir.

>>65031 I too don't trust anyone but i feel need to have someone to spend time with or pretend to have frens. Loneliness is brootal, i spent months living alone and i know this

>>65033 Yaar what if my roommate is some mullah or chapri. Another issue ahhh

>>65033 Pasmandas are sissy outside of their slums.

>>65033 high caste muzzles are fine

>>65039 youre gonna have to share your room? nigger get a private apartment at that place, roommates will either turn you into a drug addict or sell your organs for cheap booze

>>65044 My baap won't agree. I spent a significant time alone in my room glued to kamputar, gooning all day. He wants me to stay with people

>>65036 >>65037 I used to think the same, until all my friends abandoned me, all of them, if they'll leave you either way don't bother spending time on getting them.

>>65047 youre gonna end up on gorecenter, in pieces probably

>>65039 If he’s normal mullah, stay If some namazi wala mullah with skullcap, change asap

>>65049 Why get attached with them

>>65044 Stop scaring him kek

>>65051 Fuck you nigga for fearmongering me for no reason

>>65055 If you spend time with them you will end up attached.

>>65052 Na, i want good roommate

>>65060 Skill issue tbh

Can any chadjeet anon tell me what to wear and how to act on first day?

>>65082 no.

>>65082 Be yourself and talk to people with enthusiasm.

>>65087 🥺🙏

>>65088 Okay and? My true self is worst, but i will try to pretend to be enthusiastic

>>65093 If your college have social media.u can connect with people now,be it batchmates or seniors.

>>65103 I don't use any sm. While the freshies already created dozens of group on plebbit, piscord. I was not prepared at all

>>65082 >>65082 I am not a chadjeet I am an Incel shut-in loner akela kela But I would recommend you should Dress clean and wear semi-formal (not a full dehati tuxedo shit) it gives you some confidence also take a bath and trim your beard Do not clean shave especially your moustache

>>65109 Then use it nanhejeet.

Plebbit ip banned me, so i can't even dm anyone, let alone make post asking doubts.

>>65113 I am banned from piscord too

>>65115 Create another account.

>>65116 can't create one from my ip

or device

>>65119 Buy new phone/pc

>>65118 U are either trolling now or u are meant to be a loser.

>>65112 Shirt with denim is okay sirs? >Do not clean shave especially your moustache I already mentioned that i clean shaved today morning. >>64974 I got to know about admissions 1 hour ago. Am looking like ape without moustache

>>65122 I am not trolling yaar. I always end up in the weirdest situation

>>65082 Trim your beard, 5'o clock shadow or slightly thicker, shave your neckline, line up your cheeks. Take a bath. Wear cologne not axe spray or some cheap shit, wear comfortable shoes, not slippers. There I believe thats all for you anxiety cels. I never even thought of all the stuff you are thinking, I was pissed being in college on my first day since I knew it was the first step in wagecuckery

>>65121 My pc is relatively new. Will get my new phone in mid august. Until then i have to cope with cheap chink phone

>>65129 Do satya narayanswami puja and pray that everything goes right for u.

>>65131 Never mind I just read you clean shaved. Ovarida unless you have low body fat

>>65126 yes it works shirt with trousers is good too Dressing like how your father figure (if you have one) did during kalej might work too gives a formali-sh or classic look

>>65140 Thinking of starving myself, i already have woman like hands and no muscles. Atleast my face will look somewhat good

>>65145 >>65145 Thoughts on this. I have similar pair with all the required accessories

The only thing I have to tell you anon is to never ever wear skinny fit pants or denim. Avoid slim fit as well if it dosent suit your body shape as in if you have wide shoulders or if you are motu

>>65148 anon- are you one of those people who just rant about their misery and give 1000 excuses instead of trying the advice that others give you?? that is gobarjeeta behaviour yaara you won't make Allies like this >>65151 yes that without the glasses something simple like picrel would be good too

>>65156 I am skinny fat with rounded shoulders.

>>65151 U will look like chaprasi bhangi. Wear comfy clothes.

>>65159 Are you trolling or what? I have woman like hands and uneven tan, no half t shirt will look good on me. Also polo don't look good on me.

>>65162 Black trouser with white shirt? Sleeves rolled Or blue denim with pinkish-orange shirt? Blue denim with white shirt?

>>65166 Oh If that is the case then try loose clothing I am skinny but have managed to keep my shoulders and chest in slight shape so polo shirts suit me

>>65178 Maybe full sleeve t shirts should work i think.

>>65175 U said u are rich. Watch jewtube tutorial and make wardrobe.u can make good collection in 30 thousands.

>>65184 I have no time rn. But i will do this for sure later.

>>65184 How do you thinkk i can do this? Yaar am dehati with no exposure. My baap purchase clothes from same overhyped overrated exclusive stores just for the brand name shit

>>65198 I will pray for u anon to kamdev,he can only grant u pussy and colourful life.

Anyway i decided it. Tomorrow, i will wake up early and do some stretching or some shit to improve my posture. Extreme dieting this 6 days. Will visting kalej tomorrow, but nothing important for that. Gotta act nonchalant. I will figure out later that how i have to handle the first day of hostel and class.

>>65213 I trust myself that i can ascend later. Am more worried about my first impression. Ahh i wasn't ready about it at all, it happened all of a suddenn.

>>65217 Your height?

>>65933 5'8

itni kya gaand fati hai randike ache se naha dho, bina design wale plain but rich clothes with good color scheme pehen sound polite, humorous but not like a joker also, don't do anything that wil make others take advantage of you make frens carefully and not the first changu mangu you meet observe for 1-2 weeks and sit with the smart people of your batch to push yourself too

>>66103 Interacting with real people after spending years alone isn't that easy. I am ont prepared at all.