>aunt comes running in and giving me some phone number that has no name or no contact details and just tells me to call them because some guy told her to tell me to call that person>dad comes asking me to check out some random instagram posts about job vacancies in the government>mom tells me to take a loan and start some computer based service
I just want to pull my eye balls out like Oedipus right now.
>Autoenucleation, also known as oedipism, is the self-inflicted enucleation (removal) of the eye. It is considered a form of self-mutilation and is normally caused by psychosis, paranoid delusions or drugs.
Oh wow, psychosis. I think that's what's happening to me now. Will I lose my mind? Fuck.
>>33404
You will literally continue to bitch and moan about not having a job, but when i am here trying to offer you a respectable job you will say no. Just admit it, you are jobless by your choice lol.
>>33443
40K if he troons out, 10% annual hike too, but he needs to make sure not even a drop is spared, i want to feel my balls turn into a fucking raisin from massive boiled eggs, if i have to get a gawk gawk from some jobless bum unkill.
>>33455
And jts actually more than this unlill even deserves, and he has audacity to act like it is not good. All he has to do is, come and worship my cock like its his only god in the world, smooch it from balls to tip, all of the eight inches, before wrapping his low t lips arround it. This is how it is meant to be for people like him, that is his purpose.