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post train stories. ill start >sleeper coach to delhi few years back >uncle in lower berth opens tiffin at 11 pm >puri aloo achar, whole coach smelling of it >offers me one, i say no uncle its ok (why did i say that) >he never offers again >lie on upper berth for 2 hours stomach making noises >he gets down somewhere around 2am, leaves half the tiffin on the berth >i ate it anyway post yours. general coach stories also welcome, those are the best ones
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>>261459 #ilovetrainsyaaroooooo
>>261459 Back in 2015, i bought a samosa from the train. Suffered from vomitting an lose motion for the next 3 days. Never trsvelled in a pajeet train again
>>261459 >Be me >Travells in Jodhpur - Jaipur Intercity >Suddenly a hot tranny comes >Literal 9/10 >Asks everyone for Rupees >I took 10Rs out >She didn't even asked me for Rs >Makes an eye contact and fucks out of the coach >Mfw I get literally cock blocked by a tranny Jeets , being poor is the biggest curse in this DehatLand
>>261462 inside the train samosa is never safe. platform wala with the basket is a different thing, that one never did anything to me 3 days kek. which route was it
>>261464 >she didnt even ask kek she saw the 10 rs and took it as an insult. getting rejected by a kinnar is a new low anon
>>261462 Never eat anything hand made in trains . Go for the processed ones
>>261467 >New low anon Pyaare , I think u are new on this forum. Isse bhi kahi zyada brootal lows face kiye hai
>>261459 Did its cost 150?
>>261469 then post it pyaare, thread is for exactly this >>261470 tiffin was free thats the whole point. picrel is pantry food from some other trip, that one was like 120 i think
>>261459 >delhi to blr >2 days journey >how bad it can be >lower birth >everything is going fine >just as train is bout to depart 6-7 haryanvi aunties enters with their retarded kids >literal retarded kids they are going to mysore to participate in some sub iq sports competition for specials >aunties wouldn't shutup >screaming in lundyanvi ,their kids screaming on top of that >kid named gandveer is crying for no reason >in those 2 days all I had was suicidal thoughts ,I wanted to kill that whole fuckin coach two aunties were cute though fat and a fairy chitti jaatni maa kasam dekhne mai maza aaya but it was never ending agony for me >tu bada bada shant hai >vyah holiya tera ? >nhi aunty ji >aaahahahahah tabi shaant hai arey bc molesting me and shit on top of that
Have had motion sickness many times in ltt to GKP route (takes 35-37 hrs unofficially) even in AC coaches. I could never tolerate train travel if it's over 12 hours.
>>261475 >vyah holiya tera >nhi aunty ji >tabi shaant hai kek the diagnosis. 2 days in that coach is a war crime though, did they at least feed you
>>261478 it was rajdhani food used to come ,next day the kid named gandveer(actually his name was karnveer but haryanvi aunty used to scream his name like gandveer) which had pig nose spilled daal on her mom
>>261480 karnveer to gandveer in one scream kek. haryanvi accent does that to every name, my friend from rohtak calls his own brother something completely different from what is written on his aadhar
>>261481 >it was like kan-d veer >but sounded like randveer and I couldn't stop laughing they were all alone with a single coach that coach was flexing how he fucks some of them when their retarded kids are practicing or sum shit ,ek aunty ka pati to 24*7 video call pe tha but I think that coach was lying
>>261483 guy bragging about that to a coach full of strangers is peak haryana. 100% lying. the husband on 24/7 video call is the only real threat in that story
>>261487 not bragging he was drinking uski seat hamari seat se ending pe thi and he was talking with huss huss voice saala larper he even came to convince and change my seat to the rear of coach par mai nhi utha maine kaha mai seat change ni kar raha mera saaman rakha hai baki uper niche kisi bhi berth pe sula lo
>>261489 based for not moving. give your seat once and the whole coach starts negotiating with you for the next 2 days
>>261459 >be 13 yo nanha >see 10/10 gorimem in same AC coach >go to toilet and coom >do small talk with her once >coom again
>>261493 Pajeet moment
>>261498 Travelling by train makes you realise that Sanjay Gandhi and /pol/tards are 100% correct. 95% of Jeet’s should be sterilised.
>>261502 Faggot I'm a sexhaver. I still remember her because she was literally like monica bellucci

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