Overheard my neighbour mom and daughter talking
"Mummy apko pata nai aaj kal sab ladke butku ko pasand kar rahi hain"
"Mai jo uss din mere dost ko mili thi wo bola tere side mein jo hai wahi hai"
"Wo mera dost to khud lamba hai wo zameen se khidki jitni height hai uski"
"Mere liye to mai apni height wala hi dhundungi"
"Lambe ladke se hi shaadi karungi"
"Jisko dekho bhale wo kaise bhi dikh raha ho par ladke patle aur lambe hi dikhte hai sare ladkiyon ke bfs"
Her mom "Wo sahi ladka tha tere liye"
She "Kaun"
Mom "Ashok"
Both laughing
Everyone asks Why don't you come out?
I just want to hide somewhere and wait for my death
