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>>229812 How old are you?

>>229813 22

>>229814 i tried NSAIDs, SSRIs , Topical pain creams, and Neck physiotherapy (youtube exercises) , accupuncture needles None of this shit work, i just realized the only way to get rid of this is surgery. There is no way you can cure this shit with tablets or any other shit

>>229816 And the motherfucker who twisted my neck claims to be Herbal ayurveda healer.

>>229819 instead of seething here , Y U NO go and twist him back

>>229816 Are you the accupunture guy, didn't you say it worked at one point?

>>229837 >didn't you say it worked at one point? it did but only temporarily

>>229835 i will kill that nigger one day for sure

>>229835 This might unironically work, other jeets would be scared of scamming people with their bullshit if you literally murder him and make the news. >>229840 How much is the surgery? Why are your parents against it?

>>229812 Man, shit sucks, can you describe more? Like what is this condition and how your day to day life goes on like? And about the story with your dhongi baba

>>229842 >How much is the surgery? Why are your parents against it? my parents are typical 76 IQ brainwashed pajeets who believe in le ayurveda magic medicine. they don't trust modern medicine at all.

>>229842 >How much is the surgery? Very expensive in india. it involves cutting the Nerve which is causing the problem

>>229844 Have you ever beaten up your parents? I beat up my dad once because he had me circumcised. If I can get away with it, I will do the needfull one day. t. circumcised hindu

>>229812 brvtal anon. beware of all of these jhola chhaap pongey "doctors". inke paas jaaney se better hai ki treatment hi mat karao.

>>229844 Remember a case like this where some kid had some crazy sickness and instead of seeing a doctor, the parents put in the kid in ganga river(the most dirty part) and tied him up their with only his head above the ground Keep showing them such cases No matter how superstitious your parents are, they still have more parental instincts than superstition

>>229849 you underestimate just how retarded indian boomers can be.

>>229843 >Man, shit sucks, can you describe more? Like what is this condition and how your day to day life goes on like? Day to day life is shit because when ever you try to focus or study. this pain comes in the middle and ruins your mood. >And about the story with your dhongi baba i had Shoulder pain after injury in the Gym. instead of going to modern medicine Allopathy, my retarded parents took me to this nigger "natural ayurveda healer" motherfucker. this motherfucker forcefully twisted my neck in the wrong position. The problem is in the shoulder but this motherfucker twisted my neck for no reason. then i stopped going there after i had fight with my dad. and i cured my shoulder with youtube video with physiotherapy but my neck and nerve pain is still there. it cannot be cured with physiotherapy

>>229849 Kek, remember the case where some pajeet was drowned in cowshit after surviving being struck by lighting. Pajeets are truly pajeets.

>>229853 Man, the least these babas can do while fully being aware that they're scamming people is not to do anything at all, just act like you're doing something by giving light massage and blowing up some smoke Wtf is twisting necks and shit Why would you ruin anyone's life while actively knowing you're a scam?

>>229855 After the neck twist. i had dark blurry vision for 1 week. and brain fog

>>229856 certain small thread people are the main problem but if we talk ill about them then we're automatically going to be labelled anti-hindu. >>229858 'cause they don't care about their patients, anon. all they care about is scamming people, just like their guru jhola chhaap ved before them. allopathic (modern medicine/scientific) doctors frequently complain that all of these jhola chhap pongeys forward completely frivolous requests to them. my own friend, this one time, got a note from an ayurved which simply read "chest x-ray" without mentioning what kind, whether lateral or frontal or what. you're lucky the ved didn't prescribe gobal pills to you. look towards the bright side.

>>229855 3 years? So you were 19 then? So 19,20,21 and now you're 22, so you gave up the best years of your life on random pain caused by some dongi baba? Anon one thing you can do is act in front of your parents, like literally act like you're having seizures and shit, and like you're paralyzed in middle of tasks in front of them and faint and stuff, will make this more serious Thing is a lot of men keep their pain with them so parents don't realise the gravity of the situation 2nd thing I would recommend you doing is going back to that jholchaap scam baba and bashing his head in with a hocky bat or atleast breaking one of his limbs, take your friends with you

>>229858 actually its government's job to cull these scamsters. the government does nothing but promote these scamsters. remember chodi promotes Gayurveda bullshit TO ALL ANONS OUT HERE. NEVER GO TO AYURVEDA DOCTORS AND RUIN YOUR LIFE. maybe i'll get surgery after my parents die. till then i have to live with pain pls pray for my life. my life is ruined now. hopefully one day i'll find relief

>>229863 I have no hate against pongas tbh. I have ponga friends, no hate to them.

>>229864 >like literally act like you're having seizures and sh i don't have to act. i did have seizure like panic attacks because the neck twist affected my vagus nerve and my parents out of fear took me to allopathy this time. but the stupid niggers there treated me symtomatically. they only gave me SSRI (anti-depressants) . it gives temporarily relief

>>229865 One more thing you can do is steal from your house like gold chain or earings, I know sounds bad but you're young man, too young, prime of your life Do not waste your life, live, live and keep living strong

>>229865 I hope you get rich and make money and somehow ascend.

>>229872 Thanks, when i find relief. then i will go to temple and thank god. the god is the person who cures me from this miserable pain

>>229872 How can he ascend or get rich, didn't you read? He cannot study or work hard or focus long term, he is fucked if he doesn't solve this first

>>229812 Pajeet baba twisted the hell out of the course of your fifth cranial nerve somewhere along its way out of your brain. Lundia is full of low iq gobarbuddhis who believe in magical treatments. Another magical one is homeo, where they dope the medicines in heavy metals but pajeets will glaze it to no end. Placebo effect works a lot more than you realize. And these quacks get away peddling their magical meds

Also, I had a stammer since childhood, and then I read this book, called reality transurfing by vadim zeland. For some reason it went away after that, I didn't finish reading it, just read a few chapters and it went away. A stammer has no medicinal cure, but it went away.

>>229868 vahi chala rahein, ub isme hum kya bolein. real, actual doctors are livid that the government affords the same medical practitioner status to them. earlier on, there used to be an indian medical association that was headed by an actual doctor. this government has abolished that institution and created a national medical commission instead that is now headed by a politician.

>>229875 i have brain fog and memory problems because of this. even with this somehow i get job. i have to manage with these family niggers. and somehow get the surgery. One day i will get surgery for sure

>>229880 Read this book, maybe it will help you.

>>229884 ok

>>229877 Kek, remember this, some guy was losing his hair due to male pattern baldness, shaved his hair to apply dadi ka tel I told him the only solution from multiple studies is either minoxidil or finasteride or dutesride Nigga applied his daddi ka tel for ages, dude is bald now and super depressed

>>229881 sorry, i meant the medical council of india. the NMC replaced the MCI.

>>229889 kekda.

>>229889 ganju ke sar pur ek tapli toh maarne ka tha na.

Hey anon post that dhongi Baba's details Everything you know about him OSINT chads here can ruin that Baba's life

>>229900 Yeah, the least this forum can do, if anyone in power ever comes across your thread, they'll track down the dongi baba and put sariya up his ass Share his personal details along with his address

>>229812 How much will surgery cost?

>>229865 You know I am in Biotech Field and they took us to some Gareed Gayurveda Lab as a bonus trip when taking us to a horsepataal The fucking retards ADDED MERCURY INTO THEIR MEDICINE and when we asked them about mercur being toxic these retards said >bohot minute amounts mei daalte hai >refuses to elaborate further THE FUCK??? Also, I asked them a lot of stuff about how it works and how Ayurveda is different from Mordern Medicine, and Only some of it made Sense. From this I concluded That Pajeets managed to Ruin the entire science of Ayurveda and turned it into a Scam MORDERN AYURVEDA IS A SCAM I REPEAT MORDERN AYURVEDA IS A SCAM PAJEETS KILLED AYURVEDA

>>229891 Its an organisation in name only. They watch like cucks while pajeet goberment does the gobar touch to medicine. They allow bams to give allopathic medicines and to do some surgical procedures. Im in support for them doing surgery like the ancients did with some ancient ponga stone tools and magical mountain green herbs but they just copy allopathy and call it a day

>>229931 I mean ayurveda in its most primal state is just eating herbs to feel better which a lot of farming and hunter gatherer societies have always done Things like ashwagandha, yashagumba, shilajit do work but its just for feeling better in an already healthy person Also no chemistry experiments, you eat the herb in its natural state The only bad part is pajeet society refuses to move forward from its past

>>229937 I actually Respected Ayurveda a lot Because Many Herbs worked for me Like Ashvagandha and Shatavari Along with Stuff you take During Colds and Cough and Some of My great Grandparents were in This Field as well Nowadays it is the act of making Gobar mercury tablets mixed with JhaantJhaadi exctract mentioned 899 years ago in Baba Lundgutka's Book of Sexual exploits (the herb went extinct in 16th Century)

>>229931 >MORDERN AYURVEDA IS A SCAM I REPEAT >MORDERN AYURVEDA IS A SCAM all of ayurveda was always a scam. what works in ayurved works per chance or some type of unscientific hit-and-trial nignoggery (literal human experimentation, kek). actual scientific medicine isn't developed like this at all and even if a specific substance or compound is proved to be effectual, no real doctor will ever prescribe it until it has cleared ALL bio-testing qualifications and protocols (especially for side-effects).

>>229950 >Nowadays it is the act of making Gobar mercury tablets mixed with JhaantJhaadi exctract mentioned 899 years ago in Baba Lundgutka's Book of Sexual exploits (the herb went extinct in 16th Century) kek. yeah. it's a scam. there is really no justification saying this herb went extinct or that one is in short supply or this and that and the other. eating herbs to cure your maladies is completely opposite to the theory of dosage control. not all herbs are going to contain the same quantity or concentration of the active compound. it's all just a giant big scam, really.

>>229900 >OSINT chads here can ruin that Baba's life i secretly filed complaint in CM portal. they took no action. its a waste of time. let the pajeets get scammed and ruin their life. atleast then they will know Gayurveda is a Scam

>>229950 Also what's with the gobar and moot obsession in India and hinduism all of a sudden, I don't remember anyone even super religious hindus being so obsessed with gobar and moot unlike recent years, I mean it might just be the internet but when I was a kid, not one festival or person involved with gobar, even super hindu ones

>>229960 Atleast i learned the lesson after that. never going to those "natural herbal healers" or "ayurveda magical healer" bullshit never ever again

>>229931 >Added mercury into medicine Toxic heavy metals dont get cleared from they body. They keep on accumulating as 80 iq takes more mercury medicines until 80iq dies of mercury poisoning over time. Some ayurveda meds do work. But those should be kept away from pajeets at all costs or they will add heavy metals like garam masala thinking he is making the next viagra

>>229965 Please don't start this here anon, please I request you, enough with this aryan-dravidian, caste thing and other nonsense

>>229965 Jaant buddhi sariya krega tera madarchod bhen ke lode. Aaya yaha pe apne 80 iq dikhane

Well, They Noted Down What Made a certain condition better and what Made it worse. Yes it was Mostly a trial and error But That was infact Science even if it was Primitive it was not all Hypothesis Pajeets Could've Used Ayurveda to Identify and Extract Compounds, Debunk and test which medicine actualy works and Integrated Ayurveda into Mordern medicine BUT NO THEY HAVE TO DO GOBAR BHANGBHOSDA AND RUIN EVERYTHING AND TURN IT INTO A FUCKING SCAM This makes Me seethe very harder than any Haggu born could ever make me.

>>229972 Bro, think about it, if you do this aryan -dravidian bullshit, the thread will derail and it will become a shitshow again

>>229965 >Ancient Ayurveda was originally Vedic aryan oh bhai, ye vedic aryan bolne se it doesn't become any less of an absolute scam.

>>229977 I meant to reply to >>229951

Ignore the guy above me, don't let him derail the thread

>>229812 don't salman chakka has it too?

>>229978 That is the point, his job is to derail the thread, Just ignore him and don't give him attention.

>>229991 Haggu don't shit on good thread Onegai Men are Having Serious Discussions here Go drink milk with filter kaapi or something

>>229977 there is no integration of a bad test result into modern medicine. the most you can do is take a clue about a herb and put the whole thing to trial AGAIN in an actual and real allopathic setup. ayurvedic concoctions are weird and don't have any established schema for converting their leaves and grass into the compounds that actually do all of the heavylifting. >>229981 >>229991 pongey, don't make this an aryan-dravidian thing. onge ponge veds and nonge ponge veds: both belong to the same ilk of scammers.

>>229962 I think its underestimating the number of dehati communities who engage with this practise. They see nothing wrong with it as it has been done by their ancestors for decades or possibly centuries. Like its part of their life but now they are on jio so we get exposed to it in close up. Lot of videos showing this kind of videos is from up, bihar and mp and all dehaatis

>>229812 V4 lost here again

>>229962 yaar ye chodi government hai na, the rest you can fill-in yourself.

>>230026 Damn, but sometimes I think its a purely recent psyop, like marriages in our areas never had haldi ka rasam and this and that rasam, or hefty big weddings with grooms coming in horses and shit Weddings were pretty compact with family members in mandir and quick marriage Now its a big headache even in our areas and I know its a recent thing My theory is that this gobar and moot thing is also some sort of mass hysteria Otherwise which human in their right mind would ever go near one? Every instinct in your body is telling you its disgusting and its dirty

>>230010 You know I actually asked about this Aparentyl They Don't always have animal testing, Labs atleast not in the lab we visited The only Good thing They had was that they neatly labelled and marked each batch so They can test and Dispose the entire batch in case someone reports any adverse effects or side effects It was more of a kitchen than a Lab

>>230057 I guess the biggest problem with ayurveda is that you can't control the dosage also, like all medicines need to have a strict dosage limit for its purposes, which you can't with ayurveda Like take finasteride, till 1mg its a hairloss medication, on 5mg its a prostrate medication

>>230047 The only Reason People Used to (and still do) touch Gobar is to use for is >Fuel for burning >Coating the Dusty Ground to make Rangoli >Religious Occasions and rituals (rare) Otherwise I have never seen anyone touch it with bare hands except Dehaatis

>>230065 Ayurveda does to some extent and it is anything but standardized >aadha chammach chooran >aadha chammach shehed aur doodh ke saath <badi chammach ki chhoti chammach? >chhoti <kitni chhoti >itni <gram wagerah mei kuch nahi hota? >kya dimaag kharab kar raha bhai subah subah never went to his shop again

>>230047 >marriages in our areas never had haldi ka rasam and this and that rasam, or hefty big weddings with grooms coming in horses and shit Weddings were pretty compact with family members in mandir and quick marriage Now that is all women. Women are obsessed with being a bride and making it about them. Traditional marriages are not centered around women. It was centered around family. Gobar and moot being mass hysteria idk. Like you said most people are disgusted by it. So who will actively seek out magical gobar?

>>230005 >don't salman chakka has it too? yes

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>>230212 Sheesh, this is serious, I hope original anon gets his surgery on time Salman might've got it from some pseudo science chiropractor

>>230105 self induced loop I guess, also paired with FOMO. >person doing thing normally >sees video of some retarded shit >being claimed holy >3 out of 100 normal people start doing it. > other 97 see this and fear "disrespecting the god" >4 out of the 97 start doing the same. <rinse and repeat