I have finished this month started jane ayre wuthering heights strange case of jekyll and hyde and now reading notes from underground. Next up i am gonna buy picture of dorian gray. Not to mention how cheap this hobby actually is.
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My most effusively magnanimous felicitations to you, my dearest and most cherished paramour, upon the evidently commendable and presumably meritorious circumstances that have conspired to your considerable gratification and personal edification. How exceedingly delightful it must be for you to luxuriate in the unmitigated splendour of your own accomplishments, basking in the incandescent afterglow of whatever intellectual, professional, or existential triumph has occasioned this thoroughly deserved state of self-congratulatory euphoria.
Alas, I, on the other hand, am but a lamentably unlettered, intellectually undernourished, educationally impoverished, and scholastically benighted individual, an abject specimen of pedagogical deprivation whose familiarity with the hallowed precincts of formal education remains so woefully deficient as to render the very notion of erudition an almost transcendental abstraction. For, as the venerable denizens of the Hindustani vernacular might so succinctly and devastatingly observe, _“Main toh anpadh hoon”_—or, to render this confession into the most ceremoniously inflated register of the English language imaginable, I am, regrettably, an individual of such profound academic unaccomplishment and such spectacularly underdeveloped literary sophistication that even the most elementary manifestations of intellectual cultivation appear to reside beyond the remotest periphery of my educational horizon.
Nevertheless, I beseech you, my darling, to accept my most wholehearted congratulations, whilst I retreat into the melancholic obscurity of my own intellectual inadequacy, contemplating the vast and apparently insurmountable chasm that separates your presumably illustrious accomplishments from my own abysmally unlettered existence. Good for you, indeed, my love; may the celestial firmament perpetually illuminate your path to further distinction, whilst I, the humble and incurably _anpadh_ protagonist of this unfortunate intellectual tragedy, remain consigned to the benighted hinterlands of scholastic mediocrity.
