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What do I have to do to gain 3 boons from brahma/vishnu/shiva This is my last resort
>>104286 Please tell me
>>104287 boon nhi, lekin boob dedo
>>104289 Please no jokes
>>104290 Methods to Please Each Deity Lord Brahma (The Creator): Known to grant boons relatively easily through strict mental focus and fiery austerities. Seekers traditionally stand on one leg, fast completely, and chant dedicated mantras for decades until Brahma appears to offer a blessing. Lord Shiva (The Destroyer/Transformer): Celebrated as Ashutosh (one who is easily pleased). He responds rapidly to deep meditation, continuous chanting of the Om Namah Shivaya mantra, and physical offerings like water, milk, and bilva leaves on a Shiva Lingam. Lord Vishnu (The Preserver): Takes the longest and requires the deepest internal surrender, unwavering moral alignment (dharma), and pure devotional love (bhakti). Pleasing Vishnu typically involves sustained righteous living, continuous recitation of His thousand names (Vishnu Sahasranama), and absolute selflessness.
1000yr meditation chanting the gods names
>>104286 why are pajeets always begging. if not their wife then their parents. if not their parents then their teachers. if not their teachers then their bosses. if not their bosses then their babus. if not their babus then their poolis. if not their poolis then their pooliticians. if not their pooliticians then their gods and what not.
>>104292 Yaara even I could have chatgpt'd it , tell me something more There are esoterics here
>>104294 I wont even be alive for 1000 years
>>104300 If you do it earnestly you wont age
>>104297 gods aren't real anon. make up your own rules. if you want existing rules LLMs have been great search engines for a while
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>>104297 >tell me something more > >There are esoterics here pray psalms learn the OG language for maximum effects
>>104301 Tell me more please
>>104303 >bible that isn't the god he wants
>>104292 all of the stories of boons from olden days are scams. poopinders spent years doing nothing productive and being mentally stunted, in the end realised the futility ofnl their actions and instead of owning it up they cope and scammed ppl saying god appeared before them n what not.
>>104303 Fuck yahweh
>>104301 no. his dubs take precedence. he will die at year 999
>>104303 Learn hebrew and pray to YHWH? But will he accept anon tho?
>>104309 anon not jew. let him pick the god that accepts him why are you forcing him to a god that hates him
>>104296 i will beg to suck my wife's boyfriend
>>104309 indeed for first question, just pray the psalms, no for second question because >>104307
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>>104286 If Vishnu liked you so much India wouldn't be a shit hole but a first world country where you never needed vardans to cope
>>104292 thanks gpt, very good!
>>104313 Will yaherh regrow people's foreskins if they asked him for it kek
Bump
>>104326 You shouldnt make fun of him handoo
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>>104334 Le moot diya tere yahweh pe
>>104335 except those white are not christian

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