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Inch is dead for good this time. Inch is dead for good this time. 05/12/2021 (Wed) 05:00:37 296367
Inch is dead for good this time.
anon 05/12/2021 (Wed) 06:05:53 296371 Reply
>>296367 Ye sab namazio ki wajah se hua ha
hello anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 14:10:46 296323
can you educate me on how to best fulfill my destiny as a Chola Bvll?
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 14:32:34 296325 Reply
>>296323 Apni maa se puch
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 14:40:13 296329 Reply
>>296323 >Southern India: 1% fucking mallu yaar
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 15:38:45 296334 Reply
>>296323 Come home smelly man
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 18:54:40 296350 Reply
With Bhatura along with it you chamaaroid
anon 05/12/2021 (Wed) 05:44:39 296370 Reply
>>296350 sorry mate you'll have to speak english as that is the inquire franca between the south and north, I don't speak hindi as a muscular Dravidian Tiger
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 22:13:17 296358
>foreign flag starts banter about stereotype >indian poster gets mad and starts posting statistics and reports and links why can't we get into being funny? pic unrelated
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 23:26:55 296359 Reply
>>296358 https://www.statista.com/statistics/1202074/maa-chuda-sepoy-cuck-chamaar-back-to-halfchan/ according to this research right here indian posters are the 4th least likely to start posting statistics during banter
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 23:41:06 296361 Reply
>OP stayed up till 4 am to complain about autists in a Mongolian basket weaving board
anon 05/06/2021 (Thu) 01:51:30 295572
Pajeets, I am in a fix and need your expert advise. Parents found a girl for me to marry in India (I can’t meet her until marriage coz covid) and things are moving fast back home. I’ve been talking for a month but I’m not getting that attraction towards her. Is this normal in arranged marriage? I feel she isn’t bringing much to the table... My pros: > Tier 2 college educated > 5’11”, athletic and decent looking (small old pimple scars tho) > settled in US > Various hobbies My cons: > introvert Her pros: > Maturity > Decent looking (tho she seems to be getting fat) > Apparently an extrovert > Good family and seems like a good girl > modern but not a slut (Apparently many incels fell behind her but she never budged) Her cons: > 5’3” and not very fair (turnoffs for me)
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anon 05/08/2021 (Sat) 07:30:54 295919 Reply
>>295620 The guy next to my house who married at 35 married some 30 year old goblina who also had another marriage and divorced.
anon 05/10/2021 (Mon) 20:05:06 296228 Reply
>>295572 Marry someone who turns you on. All other things come later
anon 05/10/2021 (Mon) 20:26:03 296229 Reply
>>295623 Hahaha lmao What an apt meme
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 18:59:07 296351 Reply
>settled in US How does it feel to know your only attractive quality is your migration status to her? It's understandable that it's hard to date in India but you're in US and still couldn't find a bitch. Pathetic.
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 23:31:46 296360 Reply
>>295573 At the end of the day marriage is a legal contract. Which will be enforced by courts, police. If you aren't even physically attracted to her Forgot about emotional stuff for now. How long do you think it will last? Only marry who you are ok to loose half of inheritance, pay alimony, child support.
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 17:46:06 296340
I once talked to pigeons. three of them to be exact. they did a fucking mating dance for me. I sweet-talked one of them into telling me their sacred pigeon wisdom but she was very scared of telling me the truth. there are agent smiths everywhere all the time. even in pigeon form. if you acquire higher knowledge, be careful who you're telling I hope they don't hunt me down for this post
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 17:49:13 296341 Reply
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 17:55:44 296343 Reply
>>296340 stop doing LSD
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 18:05:52 296345 Reply
>>296340 I will help u
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 19:36:57 296354 Reply
>>296340 /b/ros ..... i think we have a Tesla fanboi among our midst
anon 05/07/2021 (Fri) 19:00:34 295905
wtf /b/, i remember sometime back there was a thread about themes where anons were like , mocking the use of dark theme stating that its dumb to just go around making everything black. that made me seriously re consider how i operate on a day to day basis using any website/app. now i go out of my way to check on myself & change the theme if its black. you fuckers got into my head ! btw indiachan is a really comfy theme
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anon 05/09/2021 (Sun) 07:46:04 296038 Reply
>>296036 penumbra and indiachan are the best
anon 05/09/2021 (Sun) 10:31:46 296053 Reply
Wtf, I can't believe I'm living rent free in some faggot's mind.
anon 05/09/2021 (Sun) 10:52:55 296057 Reply
>>295905 Simplechan with dark theme plugin is the best. Anything else is shit.
anon 05/09/2021 (Sun) 12:14:17 296062 Reply
>>296057 how do u do that anon ?
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 19:10:29 296352 Reply
For some reason new shitty UI won't even let me change the theme. On phone and desktop both.
Why world is trans....forming? anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 09:48:27 296301
These disgust creatures are not even approved by any religions on the planet, even filthy jews deny them. IIRC there is only can be DICK or a PUSSY, do they have some other extra genitals or mixture?
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 14:12:51 296324 Reply
>>296301 the only country in the world at the moment that dominates energy, tech, trade, and military at the same time is the US. the US is run by people who hate european culture and history, so they do everything to act in the opposite manner of what a normal western civilization would do. but because they are so dominant, amerihomo becomes globohomo and the rest of the world has to suffer these mutt abominations. a few years ago, i would have predicted within a few decades china and germany having stronger local spheres of influence and outshining america in their respective continents. however, thanks to biden it might happen within the next few years.
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 17:49:47 296342 Reply
>>296301 >IIRC there is only can be DICK or a PUSSY, do they have some other extra genitals or mixture? Of course almost no creatures available in Earth implement reproduction that is not split by two subimplementations as told here, however if naturally-implemented self-reproducing humanoids did ever exist, this was more common in the ancients far before Egypt and Sumeria. And the strange fact is that most of those R'lyeh minions in 21st century, unlike 20th the mecha bloody, do like continuing with original bottom kept intact. This references to the practical result where sneaking the ƒěмιɴȉиίŧӱ like a superweapon, especially into X-rated media, has effects like this mentioned apocalypse, that competes in various areas, like the viruses mutate, aside from ability to kill sports, as mentioned many times in clearground papercrap.
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 18:25:08 296349 Reply
>>296301 Let people be who they want to be, bhangi.
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 18:19:20 296348
Yep, this is Rice's Theorem. If we have a particular program P which outputs a certain value, there is an infinite set of programs of the form 'C; P;' which first run some arbitrary code 'C' and then run P. The Halting Problem is undecidable, so we can't always tell whether code 'C' will halt or not; and hence whether we'll move on to executing P or not.
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 18:00:26 296344
seggs anon 05/08/2021 (Sat) 09:22:46 295925
why do women like crackhead faggots beardless skinny guys. they know the jawline and abs are bc they're skinny right.
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anon 05/08/2021 (Sat) 23:56:19 296017 Reply
>huh? >shut the fuck up >you're trying too hard btw better wipe those tears before they get all over your keyboard faggot
anon 05/09/2021 (Sun) 07:22:16 296035 Reply
>>296017 >better wipe those tears before they get all over your keyboard faggot so you really think you did something. >cope
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 10:08:56 296305 Reply
>>295941 holy shit, is everyone here a zoomer? these have to be the unfunniest, most unoriginal posts ive ever seen. this is why pajeets are the worst posters on 4chan i guess
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 10:35:21 296309 Reply
>>296305 Nikal yaha se, bhangi chammar
anon 05/11/2021 (Tue) 16:31:15 296338 Reply
>>296305 mai original posts karna chahtha hoon
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